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Why Cellphones are growing in size
#1
Exclamation 
In the past 25 years, cellphone sizes have done this ....
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And here is why ...
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So now you know the truth. In order to get people to constantly irradiate their increasingly empty brains with more cellphone signals, they addict people to porn and then get them to buy larger devices that emit more radiation to kill us all.
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#2
It's not radiation you need to worry about, it's my weather control abilities that I possess and will unleash on the general public soon.
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#3
Big Grin 
(03-17-2018, 07:59 PM)Anonymous Coward Wrote: It's not radiation you need to worry about, it's my weather control abilities that I possess and will unleash on the general public soon.


So you raised the $100,000,000?  Or was it $100,000,000,000?

Either way, your flatus emissions don't count as a weather control ability, although emitting flatus may be the only ability you have.
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#4
We shall soon see when you catch the rainmaker disease along with millions of others.
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#5
Big Grin 
(03-20-2018, 12:46 AM)Anonymous Coward Wrote: We shall soon see when you catch the rainmaker disease along with millions of others.

Thanks for your help.  My plants need the water.
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#6
You don't understand.

I can make and guide hurricanes.
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#7
Big Grin 
(03-21-2018, 06:42 PM)Anonymous Coward Wrote: You don't understand.

I can make and guide hurricanes.

And here I thought I was the only one who could ...
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